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Legitimate Existential question, where the fuck do all these pens go, also the same thing with lighters ive bought about a thousand lighters in my life and used up only a few of them the rest have disappeared, both are also made by Bic Where is this mystic Bermuda triangle of pens and lighters this company has created

is it a laugh track? </3 it hurts XD

Seedless watermelon is the biggest LIE! Failure! More, smaller seeds. Worse product. But now you can't find regular watermelon anymore.

MILK! Well which one? cow, goat, camel, buffalo, soy, almond, coconut, cashew, macadamia, oat, rice, hemp....... anyone?

This is George Carlin-like jokes

No heat rashes or eczema flareups. I’m out there and loving every minute of it!

It's a little more expensive, but if you buy organic milk, it will pretty much never expire (something like two to three months). It also tastes better. This is all due to using a different pasteurization process of which I am no expert and don't feel like Googling today.

Geez, man....~26 years later and still goosebumps every time. To quote the great Dan Rydell: "Excellent!"

My favorite line of the entire series. I nearly died laughing when Kramer said that line.

Absolutely fantastic delivery

They used July 3rd in Unfrosted! 😂

90s people and their fear of fat content

It’s the best Seinfeld quote, out there.

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Damn he's good!

Me when I'm here to find out the NLSS lore

This is an absolutely cracking story

Still laughing 😂

Love this scene but what is up with her hair?

This proves once and for all, in order to have a successful show, you need "I'm not wearing any underwear lowbrow humor jokes" too, to balance things out. 😁

You look pretty good what are you eating.

Surely one of the top 200 comedians in the world

😂😂😂😂 I can’t even 😂😂

Only Americans would laugh at this lame excuse for humour

Yeah you are out there way out there

The only thing between that and us is a thin layer of gaberdine.

I for one had no idea this was the context for that line, but I'm loving every minute of it!

Kramer’s discovered that it’s the only way to go

Really not that funny for "the best comedian in the World".

july 3rd...

Funny too bad he's blasphemous, using God's great name as a curse word!

Gracias por compartir.

SEINFELD SUCKS. HES NOT FUNNY. HES OK

Never in a million years would I have guessed that this was the context for this line.

He is still precious. Nothing’s changed

The subtle art of his physical story telling is half the genuis

And later she went back to the man responsible for the wall of pain. The women in this show were idiots.

Damn this is terrible

Milk.

The cows tip them off 😆 🤣

Case in point : October 26, 2022 "An attorney who vigorously fought Florida's helmet laws died in a motorcycle accident while not wearing one. His autopsy report listed blunt head trauma as the cause of death."

Was reading David Graeber's The Utopia of Rules about how bureaucracy is just an adult version of games & thought of this

Jerry's realization is peak comedy

The man's a genius

One of my favorite episodes, only because I love the “I’m lovin every minute of it” line. The way Michael Richards delivers that line is epic!!!

"See the way that's fading left, that one's not ready." My favourite bit in his whole repertoire. Tears every time.

The look on people's faces as they get farther and farther along in the grocery store has to do with the dread of having to PAY for all the stuff in their cart. Especially Husbands shopping with their wives -- as the cart fills up with more and more stuff, the husband is calculating how much cash he is gonna hafta fork over at the cash register and is thinking stuff like "All this food is gonna cost more than HALF of this week's paycheck"

Un sociópata ego maníaco. Mantenerse lejos.

True GOAT

2022... donde esta la entrevista???